Curious? You're here because you're looking for something different.

• Maybe you're going through a stressful time and need a way to unwind.
• Perhaps you’re the kind of person who pretends to be on the phone when approached for charities on the street.
• You’re craving a little selfish indulgence—something that starts and ends exactly the way you want.
• You want someone who actually listens and takes the time to learn what you enjoy

But, you’re probably wondering what kind of “weirdo” posts something like this and whether it’s worth the risk. That’s actually a good thing—you’re cautious, and I respect that.

I’m not here to convince you that I’m “new to this” or “totally normal” (spoiler: neither are true). Instead, I’ll give you a little peek into who I am so you can decide if I’m worth exploring further.

About Me:

• I’m an educated, fun-loving Aussie, 5' 10" feet tall, 28 years old, and I love a good laugh.
• Bearded and Tatted, But I promise I'm not as scary as you imagine
• I’m conventionally attractive (that’s what I’ve been told), athletic, and well-dressed, with a smile that people tend to notice.
• I understand consent, boundaries, and that things can shift in the heat of the moment.
• Confident, not cocky.
• I thrive on providing a safe, comfortable environment so you can feel free to share what really turns you on.
• My kink is helping you fulfill your fantasies and creating experiences that will stay with you long after we’ve logged off.

About You:

• Be single or have the freedom to explore—no strings attached.
• Communicate your desires (even if it’s vague) and be clear about your limits. I can read between the lines, but I want to know if something's a hard “no.”
• Be ready to share some form of verification and photos (nudes aren’t a must, but something real).

How does this look? Well, that’s entirely up to you. I’ve got a few ideas in mind, but I’m more interested in seeing where your imagination takes us. Here are some suggestions to get the ball rolling, but feel free to change them up or come up with your own:

The No-Nonsense Vibe: You and I both know exactly why I’m here. After some chatting, I’ll have a good sense of what you like and we can jump straight into the action.

The Unwind: Had a tough week? Let me pour you a virtual drink while I listen to you vent. You’ll casually strip off your clothes as we keep things easygoing. Then, I’ll shift into “pleasure mode” and focus on giving you the attention you deserve while you de-stress.

The Multitasker: Busy at work or catching up on your favorite show? I’ll help keep you focused and entertained. Finish your work while I keep you entertained and distracted.