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39 [M4F] #Pittsburgh, PA - Married weirdo looking for sweet and kinky girl to fart on him.
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ArtCobbin is a male age 39 looking for a female in Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm a married (my wife knows) agoraphobe with a stomach disorder and an obscenely high sex drive; you're someone who...well, it's simple, someone who thinks it'd be fun to fart on someone else and who wants to cum.

To get into specifics, I'd like you to fart on me while I lick your clit. If you're open to it, I'd love to lick your ass too and for you to sit on my face. Or, if you'd like, it might be fun to roleplay some light bullying, like teasing me while you do it or holding my head in your lap and doing it, etc.

Long story short, I'm looking for some playful domination stuff involving your ass and farting and making you orgasm. Most importantly of all, I'm looking to have fun together, not for someone severe and commanding, but a good time with a, let's be honest here, silly kink that we can indulge, have a bunch of orgasms, laugh a little, and, then, make plans to have fun with a again.

So, if you like facesitting, or think this sounds kind of amusing, or funny, or fun, or are just curious, or are, simply, looking for something off the beaten path: let's talk and see how good of a time we can have;-)

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