Writing compelling ads is hard, the information gets lost in attempts to be clever. So, I'm just going to do this with some headings and some info.

What I Want

I want to hangout, play games, watch movies, talk. I, also, want to go down on you, eat your ass, and for you to fart on me. If there's a fun way to build on this, I'm into that. If you have kinks you're into, I'd love to hear about them too.

Why?

Honestly, who knows? I don't. I can say I think it's extremely hot, I enjoy it, and it comprises a lot of my fantasies.

As for how it developed: I like making women cum, I like eating pussy, I like when someone is above me (facesitting position). Licking someone's ass isn't far from that and, if you do it enough, someone is going to fart (more than a few women fart when they cum, at least some of the time). And, so, I guess, a fetish was born.

Are you a sub?

Not really, no. I can play one, I can get into that headspace. But, no, it's just not who I am. Outside of this kink, I tend towards being more dominant.

In practical terms, if you're dominant, then I can act more submissive (depending on exactly what you're looking for). If you're submissive, but interested, that's very workable too. And, even if you're unsure or ultra submissive, but intrigued, I can even tell you what to do and how to do it (some people dig being topped from the bottom, others hate it, I can do either).

Does your wife know?

Yep. I said, "I'd like to find a cool girl to fart on me." She said, "Awesome, maybe give Reddit a try."

She won't be involved in any of this. We live together, but she won't be in the room, or what not; though, you'll probably see her and she'll say "hi".

On the other hand, if you were reading and wanting to do some threesome type of thing...this isn't the kink for that (for us), but there are other ways that could be a thing (if this appeals, bring it up; that's not what I'm here for).

You're sick?

Yep, my immune system hates me. I have a stomach disorder. My skin sometimes breaks out in temporary hives if my body temperature rises. And so on.

What's more, I'm agoraphobic. I'm a mess, I guess. But, that said, I'm super happy; I just like to be upfront: going out and doing things, probably not something we'll be doing; fun, kinky, intimate times, yeah, a lot of that.

For the same reason, I'd prefer to host, it makes it a lot easier. I live in Beaver County, thirty minutes from the city.

What do you look like?

Tall (6'4"), athletic to slim (188 lbs.), white. I have short, brown hair; hairy chest. Eastern European looking. Large nose.

Past Experience

Unlike rope stuff or things that entail risk, it doesn't matter if you're a facesitting face farting master or this is the first time you've ever even thought about this. If this is new to you, that's perfectly fine. And, I get it, this is a bit different, so if you need to ease into things, we can do that. No pressure, this should be fun, not nerve wracking.

If you have any questions, please ask away.

Is this just kink play?

If you just want to get off and find this intriguing, we can do that. However, I like talking, I like new friends, and I'd love to get to know you. I'm pretty small circle and don't have any other partners aside from my wife, nor does she (nor are we looking for others beyond this post). For me, I'd prefer to be friends and keep it small and intimate. But you tell me what works for you and what you're looking for.