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26 [M4F] #Online #NYC - looking for someone who GETS IT!!!
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Celery-Stalks is a male age 26 looking for a female in online
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Hey y'all! I'm a dude looking for some real goddamn HUMAN CONNECTION!! (woooohooo!!!) I'm a 6'1, loud mouthed, Chaotic Good Energy, wildcard of a motherfucker. Regardless, I'm generally very easy going, but l'm a very focused and driven individual. I have goals, and I don't let anyone stop me achieving them. The way I tell people is this: I'm a jack of all trades, master of few. Want to find out what that means? Shoot a chat with a lil about yourself, and we'll take it from there. Neurodivergent, bisexual, bipos, plus sized women (sic: not skin and fucking bones, no bodyshame...) to the FUCKING front, please! Here's what l'm looking for: You are: Between the ages of around 20 to around 35 Actually knows how to have fun without just having sex Appreciates sex for the soul bonding activity it truly is Neurodivergent as fuck Former League of Legends player is a bonus (like pre-KSante release back to beta ROFLLL) Maybe a bit of a femcel?? Maybe a former 4chan user ?? (Imfaooo don't judge plz) Quite definitely reformed on all fronts from former shitty behavior and looking to move towards positivity and prosperity with someone? most definitely shorter than me? i wanna pick u up and shid...

haha yeah here's a lil about me: i'm a cool guy. come fuckin find out yeah? my dad just died last month LMAO my girlfriend of 7 years just dumped my ass for no reason LMFAOOOOO my goal: cuddle, chat, maybe fuck a lil if the vibe is right, but i'm a gentleman so overall my goal is to play video games, maybe sew some clothing together? maybe play some board games? idk lol... just looking for that ✨HUMAN CONNECTION✨ !!! if my spastic typing resonates at all!!! hit me up!!! ¡ wanna hang!!! and maybe make out a lil?!!! only if ur down!!! C:

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