Hey Chicago! I'm looking for a FWB who likes to get head. If you're interested, hit me up!

• I'm putting the things that are usually dealbreakers up front, to save your time and mine:
  • If you are in an exclusive relationship, I'm not willing to do anything with you that you aren't willing to tell your partner(s).
  • I don't send face pics, I'd rather get coffee or meet somewhere public.
  • If you're looking to meet today, I'm not your guy- I'd rather chat and meet up when we're both feeling comfortable. At the same time, I'm looking for an in-person connection so ideally I'd like to meet within a few weeks of chatting.
  • If your reddit account is new, I'm going to assume you're just going to delete your account when the post-nut clarity hits. This isn't the 1800s or some places in the present, you can have same-sex experiences without shattering your masculinity.
  • read the last point again. If you hmu from an account with a new user badge, I'm revoking your "no homo" privileges.
  • (the irony of my username was totally lost on me last time I posted lmao. I've been using it for almost 5 years and I don't plan to abandon it anytime soon)
• you are:
  • often in or near avondale
  • clean, communicative, consent and safety conscious
  • between 25-40 years old
• my interests:
  • comedy shows (improv, standup)
  • exploring the city (neighborhoods, trails, transit, green spaces)
  • games (tabletop games, DnD, video games)
  • trivia
  • volunteering (picking up trash, food pantries)
  • fitness (indoor climbing, skating/biking)
• my nsfw interests:
  • having a bud to watch porn and jerk off with
  • GIVING head (mutual is cool)
  • sexual exploration with an open-minded kink-friendly guy
• I am:
  • bisexual, masc, 28 years old, black/white, 5'10", 200lbs
  • clean, communicative, consent and safety conscious
  • interested in all of the above, open to your interests too!
  • not hung up on physical appearances or amount of experience ( for uncut, chubby, or poc though)
  • looking forward to chatting with you soon!