Hello fellow horny redditors! Hope while you are reading this you are moist.

As i have reached the mature age of 34, i can safely say that i know what i want. To begin with, i do NOT want drama, or timewasters.

If you are still with me, i have to let you know that i consider myself nasty, naughty, kinky, openminded, pervert. I have experiences and interests, i have fantasies. I am a normal guy with social life and work, but also thinking of sex and perverted situations pretty much every 15". I do not have taboos and like trying new stuff. I am good team player and like my woman to enjoy and cum as often and as much as possible. Despite naturally being dominant and having a position of power professionaly, i enjoy and like changing roles for the spice of it.

I like spitting, slapping, swearing, public stuff, cum play, anal, breeding, facials, eating you out (yes, ass as well, love it!), telling you what to wear, incest, pissing, humiliating stuff, risky stuff and generally most stuff that "it's not right". More of humiliation rathen than pain side. I do NOT like scat, blood, niddles, heavy bondage stuff etc. But, always open to listen and try without judging.

If you are still here, i am glad as that means you are on a similar level of horniness and nastyness. I feel proud for you and definitely more proud that your father. I live by myself, i got a car, i can host, i do not do drugs, STDs free. I am not a fan of "420 friendly".

As mentioned above, i know what i want. If we can have some good time and communicate in an affordable level, this can be fun and potentially can lead to something more. It would be fun to fast forward, get married, get you pregnant 2-3 times and when our kids asking how we met, you will have to find an alternative to "well, mommy was wet and needed someone to help her while daddy was looking for someone to get nasty with.."