Thank you so much for taking the time to look at my post.

As promised a info-graphic that will change your life. Ideally, for the better. No guarantees!

For those of you who prefer more traditional information delivery through typed bullet lists feast your eyes:

WHY ARE WE HERE:

• I'm kinky, you are (presumably kinky) and we are looking for a kinky connection
  • If your not kinky, please reach out and let me know what life choices led you to this subreddit. I'm already hooked on this story.
• I have been posting audio related erotica as a kink outlet. I especially enjoy creating audios for someone specific. Maybe that could be you!
• I always adore meeting new people and learning about them. It would be really fun if that person was a dominant female who didn't need no man, but decided she wanted one anyways and we hallmark style saved an apple orchard because the house on the orchard had the perfect dungeon space....for apple reasons.
  • Wow, that was a lot of pressure, a regular conversation and short term chat is also completely in the scope of what I am interested in.

ABOUT ME:

• Physically/Personally:
  • 32 Male (the post title wasn't click bait).
  • 6 ft tall, 180 lbs
  • Bald with beard (not married to the beard if you hate it, but can't do anything about the bald unless you have a toupee fetish. )
  • My drawings in the info-graphic are pretty much artist renditions, but I'm also willing to exchange photos if we chat are make a connection.
  • Been described as-
    • Golden retriever energy
    • Natural entertainer
• Hobbies:
  • Hiking
  • Beaches
  • Natural Parks
  • Reading
  • A good RPG video game (Fallout/Elder Scrolls)
  • Ghost tours and stories. (Show me your creepy old house and tell me about the 1800s tea)
  • Recording erotic audio
  • magic illusions ("tricks are for whores Micheal")
• Have a wonderfully fulfilling life, friends, and looking to add a healthy kink dynamic.

ABOUT YOU:

• Dominant
• Open to making new friends
• Enjoys life

BONUS:

• Good communicator
• Uses/ Willing to use telegram
• Likes listening to Erotic Audio (I would adore your requests)

DEAL BREAKERS:

• Outside U.S.
• Wants children (I stood way to close to a microwave once, whoops!)

KINK INFO:

• Dynamic
  • Would thrive in a Female Led Relationship
  • Really Enjoy Pleasing
  • Worship you? Would be my honor.
• Open to short term / kink friends/ chat as well for those who just found my personal enjoyable.
• Kinks:
  • Happy to discuss those with you when you are ready. Just broach the topic and I'll be your open book :)
• Limits
  • Illegal
  • Permanent marks / damage
  • Overt public
  • Scat

NEXT STEP:

• If you liked this message
  • I'd be so happy to get a message hearing what you liked about it.
• If you hated this message
  • I'd be perplexed to get a message hearing why you hated it.
• If you want to reach out
  • Do it. I DARE YOU!
• If you wanted to hear a specific audio topic
  • I can do that too
• compliment.

If you do feel like reaching out, I would be so happy if you would be willing to share something you really love about yourself. :)

Have an amazing weekend you wonderful people!

-SteamyStoryTime