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28 [M4A] CO/Online - It's election day. I need Kamala Harris to win, but not for the reasons you think. For so much hotter reasons
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Wokerany is a male age 28 looking for anyone in Colorado
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I'm part of a longstanding, very nerdy friend group made up of a bunch of guys and three girls: S, A & C. We've all been friends since we were in early high school, and remain friends to this day, even though we're in our late 20s now. We hang out together all the time.

In addition to S, A & C, we also have two close female friends K & L, who are not part of the core group, but who hang out with us often.

Basically everyone in our group is almost certain that the outcome of this election is inevitable, that Trump is going to win. I am the only person who's gone out on a limb and said I think people are getting ahead of themselves, and that Kamala will win. This led to a fairly long debate I had with all the others in the group, but S, A & C in particular.

At one point, when it was just me and them talking, I felt a little bit overconfident about it, and I stupidly said I'd bet $300, one hundred dollars from each of them, if Kamala Harris won the election.

At first, they agreed, and I was pretty happy with this. Then, they came back to me and said they wanted to raise the stakes. I was unsure about this, because it's like, more money? Uh, I dunno. And that's where I got the complete shock of my life: they told me that if Kamala Harris wins, they'll give me a reward. S, A, C, K & L will all suck my dick at the SAME TIME. All five of them.

The catch? If Trump wins, I'll have to pay them $100 each, never speak of the opportunity EVER again... and one of the other guys in our friend group, Alan, will get his dick sucked by all five of them at the same time instead.

If you'd like to hear more about this and freak out with me, please, feel free to reach me privately.

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