I want a bitter, self sabotaging, resentful girl that hates her life and can't talk to men very well that I can be supportive and care for. I want a touch starved, tomboyish, make up free, disheveled, hairy fupa, insecure, online roleplaying, dainty, glasses-wearing, "I'm so ugly I hate myself," pepperoni nipple having ass, anime body pillow owning, playing with legos, guntuber watching, maladaptive daydreaming, desperate gooner dork with an anime and gaming addiction and no apparent redeeming qualities other than she's a dedicated partner, we have a lot in common, and likes flashing me. I'll say again, not the trendy meme kind, the *real* kind. That's not to say I'm not at least a little picky, because I am, but chances are you are absolutely my type.

-"femcel phenotype" is a must because I unironically think it's hot

-be 19-35. 20s is best but i don't care that much

-if you're mentally ill, tell me your diagnoses outright

-have an actual personality beyond mental illness

-my dream woman plays warhammer 40k and loves music

No, this isn't a prank. My life has been too hard for normal. I can't date or deal with normal women because they can't get me, and I usually can't understand them either. I want someone that's at my baseline. An autistic someone that shares my experience of what's normal. But if you think I'm BS anyway, come tell me.

The ONE thing I know I'm excellent at is that I'm a very patient and understanding man. I can deal with meltdowns, crying fits, and pretty much anything else that makes you think you're impossible to put up with or 'damaged goods'. That's my motherfucking Tuesday. I don't care if you only talk to me once a week to dump on me about your problems. I'm okay with pretty much any of it unless it becomes abuse. I'm patient, but I'm not stupid. Keep that in mind.

Anyway, I'll probably talk to you no matter what. You have value and are always worth my time. If you want more than just that from me though, we better have something in common or you better be looking to pick up some new interests lol. Come bug me. Tell me about you. Picture is preferred too because I will be wanting to see you often.