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33 [M4f] #DC- Let's Carry on a Normal Voice Chat (while secretly masturbating)
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CornedBeet is a male age 33 looking for a female in District of Columbia
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It gets boring talking about your swollen this and engorged that. For me, the notion of trying to maintain a normal conversation while doing my level best not to betray the fact that I'm touching myself is both challenging and fun.

Full disclosure, aside from being devilishly handsome, I’m a normal dude who is only slightly irrationally horny at the moment. Meaning, I’m not currently set on some hair trigger and won’t explode the second you say hello.

We will voice chat, or video (I’m open), and can make small talk, discuss heavy philosophy, or anything in between. I'm pretty chatty so sustaining a conversation won't be an issue.

At some point, we will struggle to maintain coherent thoughts or a normal tone of voice. We can continue to try and keep up our charade or can simply allow our conversation to devolve into discussing the kinds of topics that people seeking anonymous masturbation partners on a weekday afternoon tend to gravitate towards until we can no longer betray our need to cum our brains out. Sound good? Then send me a chat.

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