American professional in the process of relocating to London is looking for something fun, uncomplicated, and salacious. I am not looking for that "let's build a future together" relationship, but I am looking for someone who is smart, funny, interesting, and also happens to enjoy great sex without the complicating factors.
I'm well educated, well rounded, well traveled, well endowed, rapier witted, orally inclined, and easy-on-the-eyes - in a different world you might want to introduce me to your friends; however, in this reality, friends needn't know what they're missing. They'd only be jealous of the copious amounts of sex and mind-altering orgasms.
For those who are more numerically inclined, I'm 5'9" and 175 lbs.
Ideally you are sane enough to recognize that posting and/or replying to this is rather amusing, but despite our better judgement, here we are - rainmakers of dirty fun who appreciate good conversation as mental foreplay, believe in science and making our own adventures.
So that I know you're real, put your favorite sexual position in the subject line of your response. I'm in London this weekend if anyone fancies witty banter over some drinks.
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