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41 [M4F] - near Portland, Oregon - hung recluse seeking loner size queen
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Lonerwithabigolboner is a male age 41 looking for a female in Portland, OR
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What am I looking for? A woman who can and will make the first moves, who has some compassion for someone with anxiety, for an exclusive friends with benefits situation. Perhaps another lonely person looking for a small addition to their circle. Someone I can explore some fantasies with, hopefully work past some anxiety blocks, but most of all, just connect with. I tend to like a geeky or alt kind of girl, and value kindness and a sense of humor.

I feel like I’ve been granted some kind of monkey’s paw wish that I have no recollection of making. I’ve been blessed with a mighty tool, along with stamina that, frankly, surprises me, and good instincts in bed. But I’ve got this touch of awkwardness that makes it impossible to tell when a woman is interested, and I’m never willing to play the odds. I’ve also been gifted with enough anxiety to keep me in my head regardless.

I’m a terrible flirt. Like really bad. Oblivious mostly, but also shy at the same time. Help me improve? Or just want to chat? I’d be open to trading pics if things go well. Not looking for super aggressive, more like a friendly talk.

I’m single, with no kids, five ten, with glasses and a bushy beard. On the slim side, I’ve got a fairly classic geeky look. My ability to host is somewhat limited, but I like to improvise, and I’ve got my own transportation.

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a male
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41
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a female
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