Hello!

Have you ever wondered, do I have an amazing “gluck gluck 3000?” How about when they see you in your birthday suit or when you two have a good time? Im sure you have gotten rave reviews in the past, but cum on (pun intended, haha), we both know that guys seeing a girl naked and getting head are going to claim that shits the best he ever had. So, was it truely a masterclass in oral pleasure, or male stupidity and ignorance that got you your rave reviews?

This is where I cum in (pun again, very much intended, lol). My totally FREE and UNBIASED rating service is here to put your skills to the test! It is very simple, you open your mind, and throat, and show me the skills you have gained this far in life. I will then provide you (within three business days) a one page written review of the experience. This performance review will grade you on Skill, Eagerness, Handling, and Looks. You will be graded out of 5 (1= Lacking to 5= Exceeds all expectations) in each category with feedback on each one. You will also get a Master grade out of 5 with an overall final comment. Re-testing can be done to practice suggestions and get a higher grade!

So, are you confident your bedroom game will keep him in your bed? Let me put you to the test and we find out!!!

For the About me! I always like to start with the vanilla and work my way to the naughtier center. I'm Caucasian and I'm what Gabriel Iglesias has described as "fluffy". I am in the process of trying to cut a few pounds, but mostly for health, because I know one thing is true, big can be beautiful, and I am a sexy beast! I like to think I'm fairly smart, and can be witty. I honestly do not take much too seriously and always try to have a fun and positive demeanor. If asked how tall, I would say 6', but we all know that means I'm 5'10"/5'11". I rock a beard that goes from being tame and under control to full wild man depending on how long I go between haircuts/shaves. I am DDF and keep a discreet low profile. I ask the same of you. I love to have fun and learn about new people and their experiences. Id love to learn about yours. Im active in the fetish/kink community and would love to explore what yours are and show you mine!