I'll be honest, I'm not interested in small talk, I won't ever engage in another topic other than sex, and I do NOT want to be your friend. You're probably old enough to understand your needs and we both know that you only come around these parts of reddit when you're wishing for dick. That's where I come in. Instead of spending hours posting and sorting through a bunch of people while searching for a decent enough partner, let's be fuckbuddies!

This is purely for fun before anything else, so I want us to be aligned with what works and what doesn't for us. Besides that, I'd say I'm a really curious guy and would love to know what pushes your buttons, kink-wise obviously. Surprise me with your weirdest one, and maybe I'll even join you in it.

I don't expect daily texts, but a few sessions throughout the week is the perfect arrangement for me. I'm also down for one and dones, although I feel like we're both going to be wishing for more. Plus, I don't plan to chat anywhere besides reddit chat. So please don't ask me to add you on other apps.

I'm looking for text-based interactions ONLY. We can dirty chat, sext, roleplay, and a bunch more. If you're interested, send me a message! Be fun, descriptive and naughty and I guarantee we'll click pretty fast.

If you're up for roleplaying, let me know your go-to scenarios! I usually go for quick paced, straight-to-the-point themes/scenes most of the times, so building a background and character sounds fun for a change. This being, I obviously prefer reddit chat over dm's, due to how dynamic the exchange can go. But I'm also down for trying over DM's too!

For your first message, let me me know your age and pronouns. And your favorite position, if you're feeling frisky already!