I understand what a lot of men don’t: Staying beautiful takes a lot of time and energy, and it doesn’t come cheap.

The high-end skin and haircare products and the beauty regimens with multiple steps. Time in the gym, and time spent cooking healthy meals. Getting your hair done. Keeping your nails done. Filler top-ups. Shopping for clothes. Getting enough sleep. Doing the things that recharge your soul, like spending time with loved ones and engaging in your hobbies. It’s legitimately a full-time job.

A man who expects you to do all of this, and contribute to the household, and keep a job is straight up delusional.

I’m looking for a woman who wants the trophy housewife life. She doesn’t want a career because that’s what her husband is for. She’ll cook and clean some, yes, but there is a clear understanding that maintaining her beauty is her “job.” A woman who wants a traditional marriage, and a rather wholesome lifestyle, while she shamelessly turns heads wherever she goes.

I’m the “old school gentleman” type. I believe men are intended to protect and provide. I’m assertive, bordering on the line of being an asshole sometimes but I honestly don’t really care when I’m getting what I want from less assertive men. I will open doors for you, give you beautiful children, and unburden you from as much decision making and stress as you care to let go of.

Your world only needs to be as big as you, me, and our family, if that’s what you want it to be.

I’m a driven, ambitious man with a good career. I’m very stoic and practical, and highly value my ability to problem solve, cut against the grain, and remain objective and rational. I balance this with a great deal of empathy, emotional awareness, and self-awareness. I like to have fun, but I’m intense and commit myself fully to any endeavor I set myself to accomplishing. I’m conservative politically and absolutely love dunking on cringe, wacky leftists.

I’m 6’2”, with broad shoulders and a dadbod build. I shave my head, have a beard and wear glasses. Blue eyes, blonde hair when I still had it lmao. Huge hands to manhandle you with and a thick cock to satisfy you.

I’m looking for my soulmate. The woman who will occupy the center of my universe. If you are family-oriented, beautiful, empathetic and kind, I definitely want to know you.