I hate that I want to get laid but I also don’t want to sleep with just anyone.

What the hell are you supposed to do when you’re horny?

I don’t want to catch an std and I detest having sex with dumb people.

It’s a very shitty duality I deal with.

I don’t want to go to a bar and meet someone drunk. And I don’t want to go out because I’m so introverted I just can’t sit and spend all the energy to make conversation. It’s taxing.

Why aren’t there apps for introverts? Seriously I feel like everything is geared towards extroverts when they generally don’t even need to go online to meet people.

I really don’t want to date. I’ve been through tons of dating. I was married once. I don’t want to give up my independence or autonomy or ability to do what I want without feeling like I’m neglecting someone. I don’t want to hurt anyone or even have to wonder if I’m going to hurt someone.

I just want simplicity and zero stress.

But yes, I occasionally get horny and want to have sex.

It’s not something I think about all the time. I’m pretty happy masturbating for the most part. But I do want to have someone I can meet up with occasionally that also wants physicality ( not empty meaningless sex) and intimacy.

I’m horrible at maintaining communication. I get busy at work. And then I get home and have to cook and clean and then I want to relax. That doesn’t really entail keeping in constant communication with anyone. I know I’m not painting the best picture, I’m just being honest. I’d probably maintain good communication before we meet (if we meet) and then text infrequently after that. But that doesn’t mean I’m no longer interested or out whoring around. I just need a ton of alone time.

I would probably work best with another independent person who’s a closet introvert that doesn’t want to commit to giving a ton of time to one person (hence, they’re not trying to date).

But I want to have nights of long lasting and passionate sex. I want to worry about making you cum before I think about myself. I want to make your knees shake while I eat you out and then slam my cock I to you once I make you cum with my mouth. I want to prolong the experience as long as possible. For me, sex has to be mutual and reciprocal. If it’s 1 sided it gets really old.

I am not really attractive. I’m average height. A little overweight and look my age. If you’re worried about looks I’m probably not for you.

If you made it this far and aren’t completely disinterested, write me and tell me what your favorite food is. I won’t respond to “hi” or other one word replies.

Also, sorry but local only. Greater San Diego area.