Hello, nice to meet you. First off let me say I’m a normal guy. I have an ex-wife I was committed to for a decade and two awesome kids that will soon be old enough to leave the house. I have a full time career and hobbies. I have friends and family. I’m just not very interested in today’s dating games and honestly very few women seem worth my time. So I have decided to try to make my childhood dreams come true. 😂

I am successful and good at almost everything. I am kind, funny, confident, generous and smart. Pretty much everything any woman would say she wants in a partner, I even learned from my failed marriage and gained something called emotional intelligence during some therapy. I am 6’1” 195 38 years old but I look younger, blue eyes with dirty blond hair sporting a healthy amount of grey now, I’m clean shaven as well as drug free for my job, no tattoos. I am a homebody that enjoys reading manga, watching sports (🏀 & 🏈), movies and gaming. I enjoy the occasional theme park, museum or hike.

Sexually I consider myself straight and possibly Demi. I’ve only been with cis women irl and it’s only a handful. I believe I am a generous soft pleasure dom or possibly a switch 🧐 I’m very laid back and chill. Just never had a dominant partner. So I go with the flow. I am open minded and nonjudgmental. my only limits are the normal no blood or scat nonsense. I am partial to somno, light public play, freeuse, light bondage, ropeplay, over stimulation/orgasm torture, and praise/worship. So I would hope you are as well but not necessary if you’re a vanilla gal that’s just sweet and earnest that’s okay too :) kinks are like smokes and alcohol to me. Can be fun but not a necessity in life.

I’m looking for a diverse home filled with love and affection. If you have a certain background or set of skills you think would be unique enough to stand out please let me know with a nice bio and some selfies if possible. I love all beautiful people. I lean towards feminine features but I have seen a few muscle mommies catch my eye and it would be nice to have someone help with my car, spot me at the gym or fix things around the house 😂 always thought tomboys were hot growing up. Goth girls, girly girls, nerds, homemakers and all sorts may apply. I don’t discriminate. Doesn’t matter your race you can be a dark skinned ebony goddess or a pasty vampire or freckled ginger please don’t hesitate to apply. I’d like one of everyone but I’m not a millionaire yet 😜 My only ask is you be yourself and be hwp or committed to working on that to get to a healthy weight. Sorry but I don’t find obesity attractive or acceptable. Also obviously you need to be willing to share so be bi or a cuck of sorts. This is not an open situation so you would only be with me and your sisters in the household. If you wanted more you would always be free to leave. Cheating is not allowed.

I imagine everyone has their own room and space as well as set of chores or household responsibilities. I don’t care if you want to be a neet, housewife or career oriented as long as we’re not struggling off my limited income and I can take care of my kids and bills.

anyways if you’re intrigued feel free to chat me up and pick my brain. This is something that is outrageous and I don’t think anything will happen but who knows. I would want to text for a couple weeks, videochat and work our way up to a real date in person long before you actually move in btw… so if you’re just homeless and looking for a quick spot to crash I ain’t it.