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35 [M4F] #London, UK - 6ft2 poet wants to eat you out while you read aloud
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hysterical-lit is a male age 35 looking for a female in London, UK
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Hello,

I’m 6ft2, slim/skinny, white, with a shaved head and a clean bill of health.

We could play a game. We meet for a coffee. We talk about the books we’re passionate about. If we like each other, we go back to yours, and you take a chosen book down from your bookshelf. You start to read aloud from it. I listen intently, then begin to distract you, ever so gently. Before long, your lower half is naked. I kiss my way up your legs. You keep reading. I start to lick, tease and kiss you down there. I start to hear your breath deepen. You stumble over the odd word. We see how long you can keep reading for us.

I am very sexually giving (love giving oral: it gives me great pleasure) and sensual. Art and making are very important things for me.

I love writing poetry, reading, coding, solving problems, playing tennis and yoga. I’m a big fan of Twin Peaks and Breaking Bad, and I’ve just starting watching the X Files. I’m loving it.

Personality-wise I’m naturally quiet and introverted but I like pushing myself and can be very chatty and confident. I’m very much not a morning person unless I have to be. I value my alone time and would rather go to an art gallery than out clubbing.

Maybe you like philosophical conversations, creating a silly shared language of memes and in jokes, and generally being in the moment conversationally. Maybe you have a creative outlet and a geeky side. Maybe you are between 24 and 50.

I won’t be able to host for the next few months but (after meeting in public) we could get a hotel room or I could come to yours.

If you’re interested, send me a chat request, and tell me a little about yourself. I’ve found that a sentence or two gets the ball rolling a lot better than a word or two. For example, what are you passionate about? What’s your favourite book or other work of art? If you’re feeling bold, what would you like to read?

I’ll be very happy to share a face photo early on because I know attraction is important, and there’s no point wasting our time.

Please be single or otherwise ethically available.

I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

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