Hey perverts, are we each other's unicorn?

I'd love to find a like minded plus sized gal to foster a naughty friendship with. I'm not looking for a one night chat, or just a fuck buddy; I want us to indulge in our interests and hobbies, naughty or otherwise, together.

I've got a boat load of naughty interests that run the gamut from vanilla to taboo. I'm pansexual, and I do have a love for indulging in all kinds of smut: videos, novels, games, and conversation. Hopefully you've got a similar appetite for such activities?

• Have you ever wanted to fuck your son, father, brother, or even a cousin or uncle? Perhaps your first time was with your grandfather, or you gave your grandson his first time? Role playing a like minded family can be a lot of fun.
• Do you enjoy the sun on your skin; feeling it's warming rays while someone warms you up from the inside? Stop and go traffic can be pretty exciting too if you've got the right car pool.
• Have you ever wanted to get fucked by a stranger you just met while watching a video of another stranger cumming all over your breasts? Or perhaps you enjoy a nice deep kiss while a different guy's cock is sliding in and out of your cunt?
• Are you a horse girl, or perhaps you've always enjoyed the company of man's best friend? Are you always looking for an anthropomorphized adventure around every corner?

While fuckin' can be a lot of fun, sometimes it's nice to enjoy some cleaner hobbies.

• Do you enjoy making things? Whether it's wooden boxes, embroidered artwork, knitted scarves, metallic sculptures, 3D printing, or any countless things I love using my creativity to put things into the world with other people.
• Have you ever been to Eberron, settled the island of Catan, or escaped the clutches of the Cylons? I love exploring the world of table top gaming, from pen and paper RPGs to board games with lots of little figurines.
• What's your favorite fictional world? The utopia of TNG era Star Trek, the unsettling horrors of Midsommar, or the alchemical world of two brothers?

Do you think our interests align? Do you want to indulge in them and explore their nuances together? If so, let's see if we're looking for the same kind of relationship and are the right fit for each other.

• I'm married, and while I want to keep the naughty side of our relationship between us I don't want our friendship to be a secret. I'm aware that makes me an asshole, regardless of my reasons. Ideally you can relate, and are in a similar situation with a mutual understanding. I'm not looking to change either of our situations, but I'm also not completely opposed if the stars align.
• I care more about what's in your mind than what your body looks like. While I do have types I tend to in much of the smut I enjoy, I'm more interested in your personality as a partner. To that point, I'd hope you feel the same, but in full disclosure I'm an obese, and balding, white guy with unimpressive cock.
• I'm not explicitly looking for something in person; I'd like if it worked out that way, but I'm open to keeping things purely digital. I do, however, want us to be able to voice chat and cam with one another once we're both comfortable.

If you think we could be each other's unicorn send me a PM or DM, and let's chat some more. Oh, and please put some effort into your message; let's try and make a good first impression on each other.