Just kidding. So long as you're attractive, between 18 and 45 years old, kinky, into older married men, and like the idea of being treated as a nameless, anonymous slut, I probably want to fuck you.

I was just noticing on my slut list that I don't have any sluts, either active or auditioning, born in those particular years.

And to answer the obvious follow-up question, how many sluts do I have? As of Oct. 21, 2024, I have 10 active sluts, and I have six women that have actively begun their audition. Two more are thinking about starting the process.

Yes, that's a really high active body count. To be clear, I'm not fucking all of these women all of the time. This is more of a Hoes in Different Area Codes scenario, where we arrange for sexy fun times when I'm in town, we take precautions, and we keep our tests up to day.

So yeah, along with being attractive, between 18 and 45 years old, kinky, into older married men, and like the idea of being treated as a nameless, anonymous slut, you also have to be safety-minded, a bit smart, and able to carry on a conversation.

I will note that some of the conversations with my sluts are literally just details of what we did or what we're going to do. We know nothing about each other's personal lives, we just know that we're good at fucking each other.

Some other slut conversations, I'm a close friend with them, give them advice, and help when I'm not fucking them like the dirty little sluts they are.

Either's fine with me, depending on what you like.

As for what I find attractive? It's a variety. My sluts range from 4'11 to 5'9. There's some with small tits and big tits, small asses and big asses. Talk to me for a bit, and if you're nervous, send me a couple pics and I'll tell you what I think. The worst case scenario is that I don't want to fuck you.

Also, I put in California because I live in California. I am also looking for sluts specifically in Indianapolis, Memphis, Orlando, Seattle, Vancouver, Toronto, Detroit, Chicago, Atlanta, New Orleans, Boston, D.C. and Reno.