My expectations are in the gutter, Reddit.
I wonder how much of this is actually going to get read, if I'm being honest - it feels like so many people tend to either just kind of scatter shot message whatever title they think is witty, or maybe they just want someone to pay attention to them and I give off the vibe of someone who will do that. Guilty as charged in that case, at least.
I'm one of those precocious kids turned maladjusted adult - not in like a scary or hyper unhealthy way, just that like...not where I wanted to be. Working third shift in a hospital leaves me with some stretches of time where all I'd really love to have is a needy, eager baby in my pocket that is oh so excited to talk with her Daddy.
Obviously a big fan of DDLG, also need anal sex and to be able to give rimjobs. The more that is a necessity for you also, the better. Far more kinks to share, so please be open minded if you expect to talk for any length of time. In return, I promise I'll do my level best to give you an amazing, charming, thrilling conversation with a fairly cute guy (if you like nerdy white guys) who will yap at you endlessly and writes like a mother fucker when it comes to filthy, explicit scenarios re: you and me.
Best of luck to everyone out there. It's hard in these streets man, I tell ya
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