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26 [M4F] Sydney/Melbourne/Online - Be the juicy peach to my energetic eggplant?
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Bumchuggernaut is a male age 26 looking for a female
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Hi you filthy redditors! I'm here looking for a fwb situation, I currently work between Sydney and Melbourne and have been single for the last 6ish months. I need to get back in the saddle and I am hoping you will be that saddle, let me pull your pigtails and ride you red raw?

I am also open to online fun, I love titties and would love to see yours. If you ever want to share your nudes, I am your guy, show me. I will love you till the end of all things.

Some quick facts about me, 6ft3", long hair, beard, childfree and in decent shape. Shaved pubes, had a vasectomy, std free and regularly checked, nice cock but probably biased. I won't win any Mr. Olympia competitions but I can rock your socks clean off.

My ideal situation here is a friend who enjoys pizza, sex and dark humour. Someone I can talk to and hang out with, in between feverishly clapping your cheeks like a man possessed.

If this post is still around I am still looking, shoot me a message, or your titties, or both! 🤣

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a female
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