For a few years, I've had an issue with being able to tie my shoes, put on socks, bend over, and so on. I assumed it was just muscle tightness. I never really thought about it too much until a few weeks ago when one of my friends came over to eat my pussy and I couldn't even open my legs to get leverage. And when I did, it was like a full on electric shock in my hip. I said I am drawing the line at not being able to fuck. I broke down and went to the ortho. Turns out I have a hip impingement and am probably going to need surgery. I started physical therapy and I had no idea how much lack of mobility I have. I take dance classes and lift weights and walk a lot but I used to be able to break parallel - now I can only squat 4-5 inches. Fuckkkk.
So I'm lying here in pain tonight. Help me take my mind off it. Tell me your best dirty joke. Or stupid joke. Or share a cat picture. Or tell me how you'd give me a nice post PT massage.
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