I want a bitter, shitty, self sabotaging, resentful girl that hates her life and can't talk to men to save her life that I can be supportive and care for. I want a touch starved, tomboyish, make up free, disheveled, crotch-bearded, hairy fupa, insecure, online roleplaying, dainty, glasses-wearing, "I'm so ugly I hate myself," pepperoni nipple having ass, anime body pillow owning, maladaptive daydreaming, desperate gooner dork with an anime and gaming addiction and no apparent redeeming qualities. I'll say again, not the trendy meme kind, the *real* kind.

-"femcel phenotype" is a must

-older is better but i don't care that much

-if you're mentally ill, tell me your diagnoses outright

No, this isn't a prank. My life has been too hard for normal. I can't date or deal with normal women because they can't get me, and I usually can't understand them either. I want someone that's at my baseline. An autistic someone that shares my experience of what's normal. But if you think I'm BS anyway, come tell me.

The ONE thing I know I'm excellent at is that I'm a very patient and understanding man. I can deal with meltdowns, crying fits, blame, blocking and resurfacing, flipflopping from rejection to desperation, and literally everything else that makes you think you're impossible to put up with. That's my motherfucking Tuesday. I don't care if you only talk to me once a week to dump on me about your problems. I'm okay with pretty much any of it unless it becomes abuse. I'm patient, but I'm not stupid. Keep that in mind, narc predators, because I can be mean as hell too.

Anyway, I'll probably talk to you no matter what. If you want more than that from me, we better have something in common or you better be looking to pick up some new interests. Come bug me. Picture is preferred because I will be wanting to see you often.