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45 [M4F] #Portland, Oregon - Cheating fantasy: Chasing that “what if…”
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Dorky_Orangutan is a male age 45 looking for a female in Portland, OR
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If I’m being honest, this really is largely fantasy for me. I’ve been through this loop more times than I can count, and I have yet to find what I’m looking for. For that matter, I have yet to figure out what I’m looking for. Maybe the search itself is all that I need.

I’m funny as fuck, witty and quick thinking, intelligent and intellectual. I’m also a fucking oblivious idiot at times too, so it all balances out in the end.

I’m also kind of fucked up if I’m being honest. I have mental health issues, family issues, I’m hypersexual, but try so hard to control it, I can disappear into my own head at times and reemerge when it’s least expected. I’m lonely, yet never alone.

So….what am I looking for? Someone who can accept me for the pain in the ass that I am is a good place to start. Someone who laughs at my stupid jokes. Someone who gets a throbbing brain erection whenever we have deep and fascinating conversations. Someone who shares the goings on in her life. Like feelings and shit too. Someone who isn’t looking for more than friendship and is not wanting to change anyone’s relationship status.

I’m not looking to meet and fuck. That’s way too high risk for me and the guilt would eat me alive.

I’d love to find someone who’s turned on by the “what if?”, but is ok just letting that be that. Just fantasy so no one gets hurt.

Well, if you are as weird and fucked up as I am shoot me a message.

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