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34 [F4M] Oregon/Online - All body types welcome (18-23 preferred) READ POST (bonus points for briefs)
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DandelionTeaCake is a female age 34 looking for a male in Oregon
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Please read the following post in its entirety - I provide info to save both you and I valuable time!

‼️PLEASE NOTE: All chat invites MUST include your ASL (example: mine is 34 F USA). If this is absent I won't accept your invite. I also require a country - just "Europe" or "Asia" is not a location.

‼️I only chat on Reddit. Please don't ask me to move elsewhere, because I will ignore the request.

‼️Please read the "must haves" section. If you don't follow what I have outlined, I will stop responding even after I've accepted your invite.

‼️For pic trading, you must include your body. Isolated dick pics will be ignored.

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ABOUT ME:

I'm darker skinned - this is a turn-on for some and a turn-off for others. Though it seems to attract a lot of guys ;)

Of course, I have really big tits (D cups), and yes, the ass is just as breathtaking. Because of this, I am naturally curvy (or as some have described, a "natural woman"). This is why I categorize myself as a MILF. I have a Mommy kink and any guys are welcome to engage in that with me.

I am clean shaven down there, by the way, since I know this matters to a lot of guys.

Overall, I have a lot of experience both in real life sex and sexting, but I am of course always looking for new experiences. I don't share my kinks on my posts anymore due to issues in the past. Instead I'll bring them up as we chat.

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THESE ARE MY MUST HAVES FOR CHAT PARTNERS:

I strongly prefer younger men, and will usually prioritize certain ages first. 18-20 is perfect, but I still consider 18-23 to be an "ideal range".

I usually don't chat with guys older than 27, although I do make the occasional exception. If you think you'd be a good match for me, then still reach out.

I don't discriminate against body types. Of course, I do prefer my men to be muscular and lean, but skinny/average/chubby are all fine as well. As long as you're okay with flaunting what you have.

I also don't discriminate against sexual status. Virgin or experienced is fine.

You MUST either be a submissive or a "blank slate" (meaning you don't care about dom/sub roles and just want to be a casual partner). I don't want a "Master" or a "dom" or a "Daddy" and if your invite hints towards that it will be automatically ignored.

My go-to is trading and it is what I want out of partners. Please, please, please note, if you want to do this, showing off your body is a must. Isolated dick pics don't excite me, and it's more exciting for me if I can see your body too. A lot of guys ignore this and go "oh, I'm just gonna send a dick pic anyways". I'm telling you now that you're not gonna get the reaction you're wanting, and I most likely will ignore the pic outright and move on to someone else. If you need help understanding this, come to me.

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THESE AREN'T REQUIRED, BUT YOU WILL GET BONUS POINTS IF...

~You have a nice butt (sorry not sorry)

~You wear tighty-whities/briefs. Boxer briefs are not the same as briefs

~You're willing to cum on yourself if it gets to that point. I enjoy guys making a mess

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THESE ARE MY LIMITS:

I drop chats with guys who are greedy. You must be willing to trade if you want to see me (there are really guys on here who expect me to show off to them without doing the same in return, please click off this post if that's you).

I don't like story-based roleplay. Some of you guys do, that's fine, but I don't like it.

I don't like sissies or femboys. The furthest I'll go is guys in panties.

I don't entertain the following kinks: CNC, feet, raceplay, or anything that would conceivably be morally corrupt.

Because of past situations with very creepy guys, I don't discuss my personal life too much. Please don't come with the expectation of wanting to know every detail about me - I prefer keeping my sex life and personal life separate

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