Hi Dirty Reddit,

I've got a birthday coming up next month, now I'm looking to make it a good birthday. Now the last few years have not been great on the birthday front. The last 5 years involved (in chronological order): tropical stomach bug, pandemic, a ceiling collapsing on me, an even worse stomach bug, and a heart shattering break up.

So my birthday goal this year is to have more fun than than the last 5 years. I booked a couple extra days off of work, October 17-20 for it.

There are a few things that I will do no matter what. I plan on grabbing brunch, ordering a the party size pizza from Tony & Nicks (seriously, the crust on that is gorgeous, but only the party size. The regular ones are just meh), eating some cheese cake.

There's more, go to my post history, read the one in the Toronto sub for the full story.

I posted in the Toronto sub, had a few conversations, they trailed off. But one conversation ended up with us just talking about cum. Just a lot of cum talk. At one point we were just talking about freezing my loads to use. Cum is a kink of mine, probably my biggest kink. It reminded me that's why this account exists. I started this account to find partners with a cum kink.

I want to cum in you, on you. I want to cum on your chest then go down on while you rub it into your skin. Want some cheese cake with cum on it? Sure. Want to relax with a coffee, my cum on your face? Let me know how you take your coffee.

I'm not looking for a relationship (possibly one of my red flags, feel free to ask about others), I'm looking for someone to help me celebrate my birthday, which will involve eating cake (both yours and birthday) and cumming on you.

I'm 43, 44 next month (on account of the birthday). 5'8", brown hair. I'm just a big old, tubby, bearded dude. Too big for a dad bod, not big enough to be a fetish. I've got strong hands and the voice of an angel, some have called mevthe songbird of a generation. I like cooking, gardening (no garden right now though), baking scones, eating breakfast foods, making coffee for people. I'm DDF, child-free, sterile (had a vasectomy, all juice no pulp), alcohol & 420 friendly (I don't smoke though, but have a well stocked bar), left wing, live alone in the Queen west area.

I have a bit of a fondess for short chubby girls, but generally don't have a specific type when dating. Short, tall, skinny, fat, cis, trans, they've all been in the mix. There has been the occasional trans man, generally not into men but they were super twinky. For this situation, I'm looking for someone who wants to eat cake and have a chubby bearded man cum on them in mid-October.

If we've ever chatted in the past, feel free to message.

No terfs, no cops, no zionists.