I don’t really do “jealousy.” A jealous guy is distrustful and insecure. I don’t date women that give me reasons to feel that way. I know who I am, I know what I bring to the table, and I know what feminine women desire.

I am very, very possessive and territorial, however. And I exclusively date women who love that in a man. If my territoriality doesn’t make her wet and make her nipples hard, she’s not the woman for me.

If our relationship gets serious…

• You won’t be alone with other men ever again. You’re mine. You belong to me. Even though I trust you completely, I have no reason to trust him.

• You won’t be maintaining friendships with other guys. You’re the kind of woman who gets along with other women, so you don’t feel limited by this expectation. As a show of respect and propriety, you understand that most men seeking friendships with you are guys who would want to sleep with you or date you and you stay away from situations that might cause issues.

• I will accompany you in public as often as is reasonable. Ensuring your safety is my responsibility as your man, and I do not play around with this responsibility. I wouldn’t take it to such an unreasonable level that I’m insisting on attending a girls’ brunch (as an example), but I would definitely opt to drop you off and pick you up afterward. When there are errands to run, I’ll join you. When there is a drive to take, I’ll get behind the wheel. As often as possible, I’ll be there to keep you safe.

• I’m very physically affectionate across the board. In public will be no exception. My possessive touch will claim you as mine wherever we go. There will be no question that you are mine. Everywhere we go, everyone will know you belong to me. And you’ll show me that same possessiveness in return, hanging on me or sitting in my lap.

• I carry a gun. I am an extremely safe driver. I will walk street side when we’re on the sidewalk. I prepare for things like a vehicle break down. In general, I think through the things that can go wrong and take steps to mitigate them. You’re my prized possession, and I will always keep you safe.

• I’ll be the protective barrier between you and the world. I’ll order for you when the waiter comes by the table. I’ll be making the calls for us to 1-800 numbers when there is personal business to deal with. I’ll be scheduling your hair appointments and medical appointments. You’ll never open an exterior-facing door ever again.

• I’m an exhibitionist. This may surprise you to learn after everything I’ve written here. I want a woman who is comfortable and happy to dress in a way that shows her figure off. I am a man, and as such I’m very visual. I want to be with a woman who understands that this is part of masculine sexuality and wants to cater to it. I am the protective pane of glass separating you from other men. They get to see you, but they do not get to talk to you or touch you. That’s for me and me alone. Knowing other men are looking at you makes me burn with a territorial, possessive energy. It makes me need to take you somewhere private and fuck a load of hot cum into you and remind you who you belong to. It turns every date night and every trip to the grocery store into foreplay.

If reading that makes you feel smothered, then we will not work out. You’re welcome to be “one of the guys” and an “independent” woman for some soft guy with his pronouns listed in his personal ad.

If reading this aroused you and made your heart pound, we need to talk.

About me: I’m a marketing professional, a conservative with a ton of contempt for progressives, and a very family-oriented, traditional guy. I am the type of guy who sees a thing I want and I move heaven and earth to get it. There is nothing I can’t accomplish when I set my mind to something, and I will solve any problem and overcome any setback necessary to do it.

I have a ton of intensity to me that you are probably picking up on, but I love to have fun and spend quality time with the people I love. My ideal situation is finding someone less tightly-wound than I am, who can center me and get me to slow down and experience life.

I have a high degree of empathy and emotional awareness. I’m told that the contrast of my emotional intelligence and my traditional masculinity is quite intoxicating. I briefly dated a therapist who told me that she wished more guys were like me, in that regard. I took it as a very high compliment.

I’m a natural leader. I take charge in groups and have since I was young. I’ve lead teams and clubs and trained and educated. I’m a very comfortable public speaker.

I’m in adventure mode at this stage in my life. I’ve lived in four states in the last four years. I just accepted a new job and moved away from Miami and drove across the country back to my home in the PNW. I don’t know where I’ll end up permanently, but my future wife will definitely influence that decision.

Physically, I’m tall and broadly built and have an extremely thick cock. I have big hands to manhandle you with, I shave my head and keep a short beard.

About you: Conservative and traditional with a dirty streak. You want to have a bunch of children and you’re young enough to do that safely. You want to put your energy into your home and family and husband, and have no desire to be a career woman. You’re attractive and confident in your looks.

I’ll say this again because I get bothered by liberal women so often: I DO NOT date liberals or progressives. I want to be with a proud conservative. Values matter more than just about any other factor.

If this ad spoke to you and you check my boxes, I’d love to get to know you. Send me a chat.