I'm your average 29 (eek, almost 30, fight off those scaries with me please) year old lady from the East Coast. Dating apps are wacky sometimes, so I figured it's time to lean into the chaos and make my way to the final internet frontier: Reddit. (Craigslist seemed far too sketchy) 3827374th times the charm, right? :')

Happy for some fun little phone chats, with the opportunity for it to develop into something more if we truly vibe. I am not looking for a text based relationship -- I way prefer getting to know someone and interacting over calls.

Some basic things about me so you can decide if I'm someone who you wanna talk to: - I'm the mom friend of the group. Sometimes the wine drunk aunt friend if provoked enough. You'll hear a ton about my friends; they're all lovely people - I am horrified of any and all bugs. This is a complaint that comes up more than I'd wish - I'm trying to perfect the fish taco. Corn or flour tortilla? - Would you prefer to be TikTok or Instagram famous, and why? - I've never broken a bone or had a cavity, so you know these genes are built to last, baby ;) - Teal is the best color. I rest my case (it truly speaks for itself) - Cats >>>> dogs (but only because I'm less allergic to them. Otherwise, they are equal in my world and both deserving of tons of love) - I love cooking but hate doing dishes :c

Random things I'm looking for in no particular order: someone in the age range of 28-39. A little funny, a lot cute. We all like banter; we'll know if we got it pretty quickly. Not looking for anyone partnered / married. Also not looking for anyone who is into extreme kinks / fetishes (I'm sorry, I just like balance 😌). Not opposed to discussing meeting up if the chemistry is correct.

In terms of kink, I definitely identify more as a switch, and like exploring both sides of the dynamic. Not super into TPE / 24 hour dynamics. Looking for something chill, and always interested in spending time establishing safety.

Vocaroos get you to the front of the line; nice voices get me into your DMs. Please give me something to work with, I will most likely not respond to anything low effort.