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35 [M4F] New Mexico/Online - Looking for sexual innuendos, good writing, humor, banter and connection! Details in the message body.
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SexualLettuce3933 is a male age 35 looking for a female in New Mexico
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First of all, in case no one has told you.....you have a juicy and squeeze-able ass. Your cooking is the best, your tits are gorgeous and you ABSOLUTELY deserve to be fucked into a drooling mess with your eyes rolling back. kiss

Kinks upfront include but are not limited to creampies, breeding, CNC, cute handwriting, car/outdoor sex, gangbang, harems, all body types, degradation, and worship, MILFs, good writing and sexual innuendos but generally the nastier the better

I loved being called adoring names...King, daddy, chef, your grace are some of the tops but any variations will be great.

Looking for long-term sext and conversation. Additionally, we can discuss your favorite recipes, family dynamics (I'm sure you're looking forward to Thanksgiving), Halloween is coming up so tell me your favorite horror movie, or your annoying morning commute while sprinkling in some sexting to keep it spicy. Additionally, I love being fed your favorite porn scenes!

The mind is the sexiest and biggest sexual organ and I'd like to explore it with you. Tell me about your kinks, accomplishments, and all the good things that are in your life. I'm here to celebrate with you.

Me:

  • Indigenous/Native American chap who can make frybread like no other
  • I prefer fall/winter over spring and summer.
  • Not judgemental of your situation or kinks
  • Enjoy 90s commercials
  • Had a pet hamster once
  • I LOVE Christmas music, IDC, fight me! Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas is You' is top shelf!
  • Enjoy watching Unsolved Mysterious with the OG Robert Stack

You:

  • Have a kind heart
  • Able to articulate your kinks and how you'd like me to incorporate them into conversation
  • Hold a conversation, it is refreshing to converse over a wide array of topics
  • Totally understand if you are in a situation and can be discreet if required.
  • Please don't be awesome and ghost and delete your account iv met some really awesome people and sadly they ended in a graveyard of deleted accounts.

Here are a couple of icebreakers to help jumpstart the conversation:

  1. Do you like music or no music during sex? If so, what genre?
  2. What is the best car for car sex?
  3. Were Ross and Rachel on a break?
  4. What time did Usher pull up in a drop top and who did Outkast say sorry to?

I appreciate those who made it this far

DM is more open than a button-up shirt at last call

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