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34 [m4f] new york / online - just another horny unfit lonely antisocial weirdo XD
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satellitesNtoast is a male age 34 looking for a female in New York City
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Im fucked for attention. I know everyone wants that 6’ tall 10” thick super confident alpha male that makes your body contort in ways you couldn’t think possible with all sorts of fluid oozing from all sorts of places while you go cross eyed from all the intense orgasms from the experience and arent bored in any way shape or form and each word you receive excites you more than the last.

I cant give you that. I can do mediocre chat, and thats giving me more credit than deserved. I will be responsive, but maybe dull. Attentive, but no poet. It will be so normal and bland. But it’ll make me feel better if you chose me out of all the big dick horny alpha males running around for more of the thing they’ve gotten from hundreds of other women. And maybe I’ll surprise you and you’ll like our chat more than you thought. Who knows. Give me a chance?

Basics: 35 M fair complexion, slim, weird, like anime (i knooow im so lame), the idea of working out but not actually doing it cause im so lazy, fast cars like F1, horny things like sex and 69, awkward silences while i think of things to say, bunny girl outfits, and sciency stuff is interesting to watch but over my head!

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1 month ago