I’m a 32-year-old hopeless romantic with a kinky streak, born under the sign of the lion, and here to find someone who’s as fed up with OF promotions as I am. I’m looking for a genuine connection, a real chat, and maybe something more if we click. First and foremost i'm looking for new female friends - but it's no secret i am longing for something more, maybe you are too?

tl;dr

I’m searching for a woman who’s ready for a mix of romance and adventure. I want to spoil you, take care of you, and yes, put a collar on you – but I’m also the type to laugh at bad jokes like, "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.", "What do you call Batman if he skips church? Christian Bail" or the classic "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field" - Yes, i'll let myself out 🚪😜

I’m tired of OF girls – if you’re not here to chat genuinely, keep scrolling.

About Me:

• 32 years old, single, child-free by choice, and looking to keep it that way. I’d rather spoil you with attention and travel than worry about PTA meetings. My legacy will be our adventures, not dirty diapers.
• A balance of romantic and kinky – think candlelit dinners followed by a lesson in the art of restraint, latex or remote controlled vibrators. Whether you’re new to this world or a seasoned explorer, I believe that skills can be taught, but attitude and chemistry are priceless.
• I’m a big fan of self-irony and a dash of dark humor – because if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? Whether it’s poking fun at life’s absurdities or trying something new and a little twisted together, I believe in keeping things light and not taking life too seriously.
• I’m open-minded, free of jealousy, and love showing off my girl, whether it’s on our travels, in clubs, or simply around town. The only strings attached will be the ones we decide to play with.
• I prefer latex over leather, so I hope you do too (and please, no latex allergies - i'll tell you why in our chat 😇).
• Love to write down my fantasies as amateur erotica - and told i'm good at it. Would you like to be in one? 😏
• Love singing karaoke - but i'm not good at it 🤣

About You:

• You're female.
• Around my age. 25-33 maybe.
• You’re fun, open-minded, and not afraid to push boundaries. Experience in the kinky world is a plus, but not a must – I’m happy to teach, as long as you bring the right attitude.😊
• You’re single, at least fluent in English, and ready to chat about everything from daily life to our deepest kinks. If you know Danish or Norwegian, well that's a plus, and if you want to learn something naughty in a language that a very low percentage of the world will be able to understand, just ask 😇
• You have dreams and ambitions, and the drive to make them a reality is a huge turn-on for me. I’m not just looking for someone to chat with – I want to get to know you online first, but my fantasies are fueled by the dream of us potentially ending up together. If we do, it’s important that we can support each other in reaching our goals and making our dreams come true.

Rant Alert

Let me be blunt: I’m really tired of scrolling through profiles only to find out they’re just promoting their OF. I get it – everyone’s got to make a living – but if you’re here to genuinely connect, let’s keep it real. I’ve had too many conversations that start off promising only to end up as a thinly veiled sales pitch.

Here’s how it usually goes:

Her: "It's to filter out the creeps and weirdos!" Me: "But… they can pay $10 a month just like I can?" Her: "I want to make sure you take me seriously." Me: "Ditto. So when are you paying me $10 a month?"

Or the classic, "I met my last boyfriend on OF." Good for you – but we’ve only exchanged six messages, why is that even relevant? I’m not interested in being another paying customer. If I wanted to pay for something, I’d go somewhere, where the fee includes actual physical action – there, I said it.

70% of all F4M posts i reply to end up being and OF girl, and the rest is probably getting 2 million messages, and i'm never getting a reply - which is obviously not their fault.

But these OF girls... You might be able to tell, that i know the drill of how these girls work and I'm frankly so sick of it.

I'm really not an angry old man - frustrated maybe, but not angry 😅

So, if you’re not an OF girl and you’re genuinely interested in getting to know someone who values real conversation and connection, hit me up. Let’s start with 20 questions each – some naughty, some nice, would you rather or some other ice breaker – and see where it goes.

Final Note

If you’re losing interest, just tell me. Don’t ghost – it’s simple courtesy. I’m here for real connections, not just another quick chat. And if we click, I’m open to meeting up and seeing where our adventure takes us.

Looking forward to hearing from you – and yes, I’ll only bite if you like it. 😇😈