I do not play games, and I am very well versed in all the games that are played here. So, if you can not follow the following requirements before even reading the rest, then I am not interested. This will cut down on SO many worthless messages.

1) you will send Me a private message with your legal first name, your age, your location.

2) you will list your hard limits first. I have My own, and nothing will work if we can not respect this part up front.

3) List three questions that you want to know about my post, or something I have not listed, for Me to answer. List your own answers to the three questions so I do not have to ask “What about you?”

4) Take a selfie (nude preferred but not required) with your reddit username, real name, age on a piece of paper that you have crumpled up and then unfolded and either hold it or tape it to your tit.

If you can’t do this, don’t bother sending anything. This is a simple assignment that only legit & truly interested girls will follow through with & it shows Me you have solid reading comprehension.

Another thing I am not interested in: A long conversation about all your kinks, fantasies and ‘what will you make Me do, or I’m okay if you let others come over, etc. The last girl went on and on and on, and I realized quickly she was looking for an internet fix. Wasted My time.

I am not expecting you to pack up over night and move to Me. I will discuss with you the logistics of it, to see if it’s even a possibility. After all, I am seeking a serious relationship, and if you’re living overseas, have no passport and can’t move in a reasonable amount of time, then it’s a waste to talk.

***I will chat with anyone as friendly banter, if you clarify up front you’re not looking but curious about my post***

Now, who am I? I am 53 years old, living in Lansing, Michigan, larger bodied *(this means I’m fat, it matters to some)*, home-owner (paid off), employed & I don’t need you. I want you, and I want you to make it so I do need you; but that is a part of the relationship, not the money. We WILL be a team, in all aspects, which will only elevate our ability to enjoy life, together.

What I seek is any variation of the following. I don’t need every aspect to be filled to the letter, but this gives you an idea of what I’d like to have: A slave-minded, old style full time live in girl with few limits (there will be no gross/gore or illegal activities in this relationship). Free use @ all times & a dedicated rule follower. It is okay to be a light brat, playful and have a great sense of humor. If you love praise, you will get it. If you crave degradation, that will be earned. No drugs or smoking will be allowed. Edibles will be allowed if it is for pain related issues. If you’re not clean, or can’t be clean before we meet, move on.

You will be: 18 (ID required), Healthy in body & mind. This does not mean you have to be petite or slim, but I do not want someone who has mental issues or excessive medical problems that hinder your abilities to serve. If you are escaping from somewhere, understand that you will need to go through a trial basis with Me to ensure you are here for the right reasons, and could be sent back if you fail.

What I expect of you: Honesty, loyalty, dedication, commitment, trust, communication, reality (surprising how many are stuck in the fantasy of this). You are the sub/slave, but you are choosing who owns you. I am aware of this. If you kneel before Me to receive a collar, the rest of what I expect will have been desired by you to give.

What you can expect: Love. Loving you for what you give Me. Loving you for being Mine. Loving you for obeying. Loving you for being My partner. Dedication, loyalty, commitment, communication, and all the rest that I expect from you.

Do not reply unless you able to follow the rules in the first paragraph exactly as described. I WILL accept messages for curious girls who want to know more about My lifestyle or just chat but please, Just be up front about it.