I know every guy says they want a girl that wants to bang 24/7 but I am actually looking for that girl. I think about sex all day unless I'm distracted. I want to cuddle fuck while we binge a Lord of the Rings marathon. I wanna get high and eat you out while Rick and Morty plays in the background. I am so incredibly horny.
I don't care what you look like but I will go absolutely feral for a goth or alternative chick, you have tattoos and are a nerd? Let me breed you, my heads goes real fuzzy around those types, I will literally do anything for you.
I myself am a heavy set bearded white dude with glasses, a total and complete nerd, hobbies I clue video games and Magic the Gathering.
I realize I'm basically looking for a unicorn here but I know someone I will click with is out there.
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