Dare I say, you look stunning this evening, may I join you for a chat or maybe just a laugh to set the tone?
"Foreplay follows the same rules as cooking a good burger –three minutes on each side."
"My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues."
And in the words of Stephen Fry "Better sexy and racy, than sexist and racist."
Now the pitch....
I'm horny, you're horny, let's get off together. Seems simple enough, but bizarrely that has been a tall order. Are there not enough real accounts or genuine people browsing these days? Search me /shrug
Either way, there are a lot of guys on here and very few women, so odds are not in my favor, but nobody has ever said I lack effort. If you want something more in terms of conversation, some subjects of interest, but by no means a priority, are comics (Batman/DC), movies, sports (Tour, soccer, Olympics), deep thoughts, light hearted banter, and comedy.
As I said, trying to keep it simple, lets just have some fun and see where it goes...
A quick peruse will show you I am genuine and I also have a sense of humor, so I recommend taking a look. I prefer slim, fit, and a slim curvy body types.
If I caught your interest, reach out, what do you have to lose?
Must be 21 and please provide a picture of yourself in the initial message.
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