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39 [M4F] Online / #UK - Frustrated Festival Frolic Fun Failed
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notreallyapony is a male age 39 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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(I don't know why I alliterated the shit out of that post title but I did and you can't stop me.)

Anyway, hello! British chap in his late thirties here who just spent a long weekend at a festival.

It turned out that the organisers of the GoneWild festival (inc Bear Grylls) are oblivious to the subreddits of the same name and hadn't ensured there was a chill-out zone filled with naked folk looking to get their rocks off. What's more, the festival was very family-friendly and therefore populated almost entirely by couples with childcare responsibilities... Not conducive to tent-based shenanigans!

However the weather was fine and the actives on site includes open water swimming, paddle boards and kyaking so there were many many barely-dressed beautiful people basking around the lake. Also, sundresses, which are a particular weak spot of mine.

Back in the real world as of this afternoon but with fresh filthy thoughts of festival frolics in mind - and just wondering if there's anyone who might fancy helping take my mind off what might have been!

Tl;Dr version: In my late thirties, am sane and articulate, just looking to chat or message with someone similar to relieve the sting of returning to normal life after a week away. Respect and maintained boundaries are a given, and can be as flirtatious/filthy as you'd like.

(Won't send you sex crimes in the first DM, since apparently the bar is that low thesedays?!)

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