YSK this post is for people in the SoCal area only - no distance / online sorry :(

This post isn't as explicit as the ones that I used to make because they were attracting the wrong kind of person. Yes, I'm a degenerate who dates age-inappropriately, but the women who were responding were like "please do whatever you want just promise me you'll lick my sweaty armpits 😊" and then I'd say "seriously? 🤢🤮", and they'd go "omg i thought you loved me daddy 😡" and then after that it got kinda weird ngl 😦 ,

What I'm looking for is pretty much your average redditor, always online, has anxiety about everything, lonely because nobody understands her, plays video games with cartoons or animals 🐒🦓, masturbates to anime 🫰, scrolls tiktok every night until she falls alseep with her phone in her hand 😴, kinda wishes she'd get sexually harassed or assaulted so she'd have something to post about 🤔🤨😳, etc etc. She cries a lot but when she does I'll hold her and say "YGMI" because that's the kind of guy I am, although TBH idk 🤷‍♂️.

Since I already described you, which was a waste of time since I'm going to change everything about you, I should probably tell you about me starting with the fact that ♀️ get completely obsessed with me. Not all ♀️ , not even most, but some like that armpit girl and a bunch of others, and yes I know why. It's because they can't figure me out and it drives them fucking nuts 🤯🤯🤯, plus I'm stubborn and never do anything I'm told or that I'm supposed to and yet everything seems to work out for me.

Plus women have a natural instinct to give themselves up completely as you probably know, because that's the only way they grow and learn. And I'm unusually insightful and can tell them exactly how to move past their fears and failures and prove themselves to all the people that said they couldn't make it. Then they have someone who understands them but who they don't understand at all, and even worse who has no sense of attachment to them whatsoever, which means that I can do the same thing for another woman a minute later. And that pushes all the buttons 😡😭 because they need me and I don't need them, and at that point all they want to know is how they can fuck me better, because as I said I'm a degenerate.

Since this is dirtyr4r I can even give you an example of how far that goes. Women love to have orgasms, right? I mean, who doesn't. But I've instructed women to masturbate in front of me until they're close, held them down and fucked them as hard as I could, and then told them when I've finished that they can't have an orgasm. Not that I'm not going to give them one, but they can't have one at all - they're not even allowed to touch themselves, and the only reason why is because they're more affectionate when they're denied. And they won't get angry - they say "yes daddy" and spend the next hour or two naked and clinging to me and kissing me and asking what they can do to make me happy even if it means making them scream a little. And a lot of women reading this are thinking "holy shit how do i meet this guy 😍 " even though I just told them that their pleasure doesn't mean anything to me at all. That's mind control.

I had fun writing this -- it's too long obviously, since by the second paragraph you could see I'm in the top 1% for intelligence, communications skills, self-awareness, insightfulness, independence, etc and every woman cares about those things except instagram trash, which I already know you're not, since you're here and could read to the end past where the emojis stopped.

But hopefully you enjoyed the rest and now you can click the chat button, and I won't even feel guilty about mind controlling you since I've already warned you about that, not that I actually would feel guilty to be honest, seriously what good has your free will done you so far? Think about that one haha. Anyway, at least part of you knows that the only reason you're on this subreddit is to meet someone that you can give yourself to completely. You can even reply and say that you don't believe a word I've written, even though you know its all true, even armpit girl. Talk to you soon.