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35[M4F] Newcastle England/Online. Happy birthday to me! Hungover to fuck. Help me with tits.
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Altruistic_Mix_4385 is a male
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35
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a female
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Turned 35 yesterday. Had a big 12 hour pub crawl to celebrate. And Jesus fucking Christ am I hungover today. Life is a serious struggle. I just can't seem to do these big days anymore without absolute hell the next day. And it sucks. Add in the hangover horn with a very unsympathetic wife and well, I'm clawing up the walls.
But do you know what doesn't suck? Tits. Specifically, YOUR tits. Your beautiful breasts. Your magnificent mammaries. No matter what size, shape, colour or age. They are exactly what I need to make this day so much more bearable.
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