Dare I say, you look stunning this evening, may I join you for a chat or maybe just a laugh to set the tone?
"Foreplay follows the same rules as cooking a good burger – three minutes on each side."
"My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower. He has serious selfie steam issues."
And in the words of Stephen Fry "Better sexy and racy, than sexist and racist."
Now the pitch....
There are a lot of guys on here and very few women, so odds are not in my favor, but nobody has ever said I lack effort. Keeping it very simple, Im horny, you're horny, let's get off together. Bizarrely, even though this is nsfw reddit and there are posts everywhere, it is apparently complicated to find someone that fits those parameters. Search me /shrug
If you want something more in terms of conversation, some subjects of interest, but by no means a priority, are comics (Batman/DC), movies, sports (Tour, soccer, Olympics), deep thoughts, light hearted banter, and comedy.
As I said, trying to keep it simple, sexting, exchanging pics, etc..., but definitely open to seeing where things go in more ways than one.
A quick peruse will show you I am genuine and also have a sense of humor, so I recommend taking a look so you know I am your type. I generally prefer slim, fit, and a little curvy (not BBW) body types.
If I caught your interest, and hopefully I have, reach out.
Must be 21 and provide a picture of yourself to reciprocate.
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