Aren't we all a bit cock-obsessed these days? Er, well- not quite cock-obsessed. Cock shape-obsessed? Phallus fascinated? I'm talking about DILDOS. It doesn't seem to matter whether they're male or female, nonbinary, straight, gay, lesbian... Nobody's gonna turn their nose up on a good dildo! Except maybe to suck on it, of course.
But maybe you like your dildo a little more than that? Maybe he's your favorite and most frequent sex partner? Maybe you tried your first dildo recently and like him so much more than your hands that you can't stop playing with him? Maybe you're one of those folks with a literal collection of dildos? I swear, amateur pornstars like to display a dildo collection on their backwall like business stiffs need a stuffed bookcase behind them in their zoom meetings. Maybe this, maybe that... well, you get the point.
I (a pansexual 32M single dadbod-dude) am looking to chit-chat with someone that is really into playing with their dildo(s). I don't actually own any sex toys myself, so part of what I want out of the conversation is a voyeuristic-glimpse into your sex life... but it's not just that. Hopefully you'll enjoy letting me pick your brain a bit, to hear about your sexual thoughts and experiences. If you're really obsessed with your dildo, surely there's an interesting reason for that, right?
This will probably be a short, spontaneous, one-off conversation. So for the love of whoever or whatever you pray to, please don't come at me with low-effort "hi" or "I like dildos" posts. On the other hand, if we get along and happen to vibe well I'm not opposed to talking more regularly and/or about other stuff!
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