I've never measured my dick. I know that sounds unlikely, but until last night I didn't have a concrete number for its length. I'm also famously bad at judging length - especially when using inches, a system nothing else in my country ever requires.

So I'd always figured my lil John Thomas was about average size, maybe a touch over. I eyeballed it at about six, six and a half inches. Never gave it much thought because you see, I'm twenty-nine years old and nobody else has ever seen it. I have no third-party reviews on how it stacks up, other than one penpal who wound up being a little more ‘sharing is caring’ than most, at least in person.

Well, something possessed me last night. I hadn't cum for a week, which was pretty long for me. My usual DPP partner had been busy, and I'd been naively holding out hope that there was an earth-shattering orgasm waiting for me.

(There kind of was, but that's another story.)

At the peak of my arousal I stripped down in my computer chair, cock throbbing in my hands, and gladly stroked it until it was on the verge of that long-promised eruption.

But here now, I thought. That looked bigger than usual. Slipping open the desk drawer, I took out the tool that I had avoided all these years, tucked it against the root of my shaft even as precum drizzled needily from the top, and the bulging head almost stretched to…

21 centimetres.

Oh.

So one quick Google conversion later, I realised I'd been the owner of one of those legendary eight-inch shafts this whole time.

Unused. Inexperienced. Wasted for at least a decade. I didn't know what to do with this information, so here I am with it today.

I'm not looking to show it to you. I just want you to imagine what you could do with a nice, tall young man with a big cock that *hasn't * gone to his head. I'll admit it's a nice little ego boost today, but I'm not suddenly going to just stop being an introverted, gentle academic type overnight.

Would love to chat about this. I've got an awful lot of dirty writing posted if you're interested in seeing what I'm capable of in that department. Otherwise, drop me a line. I'm here all weekend.