Hey there! So lets be honest here, in this day and age it is very risky to have sex, std's are everywhere, and you never know if someone's got the skills or not for it.

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Now that the ad is done, here's a bit more about me personally :)

Ive been out of the scene for a while now and i believe my heart is ready to try again and who knows, maybe find that special someone that i can connect with on every aspect, see into eachother's souls and vibe together like you haven't before, someone that can make you feel like you're flying all the time and give you the safest of spaces in the world :) (and also someone that will tell you all the fun facts about animals when going to the zoo)

A little about me and my hobbies:

Currently i am getting my Masters degree in architecture! Its going great and I'm experiencing a lot of new things!

And yes profession wise i am an Architect! Been so for a couple years, its hard but creative and thats what makes ya endure the dumbass work environment haha

I like to draw (mostly buildings for obvious reasons) but i also love to 3d model and make props and trinkets from shows and movies i like!

Speaking of, movies! I watch them, a lot. Nothing beats a cold winter night with a nice movie and a cup of hot cocoa in hand :)

Games! I love playing games like minecraft and stardew, but i mostly indulge in single player and indie games!

And i asked my best friend to describe me and he said "hectic, unstable, and weird but in a ""wtf is happening with this dude im intrigued"" kind of way"

As for music i listen to anything pop, rap, and indie! Some of Favourite artists are Kendrick lamar, post malone, imagine dragons, 21 pilots, arctic monkeys, the 1975 and the weeknd

Id like to think im an empathetic, affectionate man. The most important thing to me in any relationship is communication so ill always make sure we talk about everything, no insecurity or overthinking is allowed! Im looking to find that spark. That "woah... Am i falling in love?" Kind of thing :) beggers cant be choosers but hey, if you put a goal in mind and work for it then you get it!

My preference:

Honestly i dont have much, as long as you're 18 to 30, and are willing to chat whenever you're free (but life gets in the way so its understandable when you have off days!), then this post is for you!! Oh and maybe there is a 1 for people in Europe haha, similar timezone and all!

And lastly, if you ask for a picture i shall send one no probelm :)

Dont hesitate to reach out! if you find this post, it means im still looking :) have a great night!!

Toodles~

Ps: to whoever keeps focus downvoting me, go touch some grass please and thanks :)