I am here to a build a lasting connection with someone who has more ambition than securing the next immediate dopamine drip, loves themselves too much to want to play a character and has some level of maturity, or, say, an aspiration towards that quality, a low tolerance for bs, and a taste for Good things. Uh, that should go without saying, but it doesn't. We both have strong sexual energy and like to play with some degree of sophistication, creativity, tension and voluntary heartbeats. Sheets of beetroot, if you please.

I am rude and I am in a bad mood. It is a passing phase. I have been too long without your embrace. Your neck nestling my face. Shampoo, perfume, sweat, your taste. Cup your butt and grope your cup, was it JJ? When you are too sore the next day but you want it anyway. I don't know why you went away, because the most miserable woman is obviously the woman who is not here with me.

I hear a lot lately about men having healthy limits and boundaries. I must be unhealthy. I have boundless creativity, I have less fear than stupidity and I like to expand my horizons( horizontally? ). If you are sweet on my eye and you are sweet on me I don't see why I should be bothered by your culture, social standing or history. You don't have to be interesting, per sé, because I'm already not bored without an attractive woman here. Am I articulating this alright? With a good heart you don't need to be smart. It's sufficiently heavy with just me. I don't need you to do anything for me because I take care of myself pretty decently. I have a thing for women, not for maids or mommies. I don't need you to feed my ego, because that is already ablaze. You can be rude and nasty, just shut up while we sleep and while I work please, jeez. If you are with me, you are correct about everything. Not because I'm a pushover, but because, well, who is more relevant to me? Some dudes? Other ladies? Scientists? When I have my woman, those people can all burn, what do I care? This means that my woman is my sole frame of reference and by logical inference technically and practically correct about everything. I don't care about law or taboo or common decency and not necessarily logic, honestly, and I'm not afraid to look silly. Well, if you are still reading you are the one who is silly. I said that because I am rude and in a bad mood. Well, it's your fault for reading this long. You should have dropped everything halfway through in a desperate, damp, haste to get in my DMs because you know I'm more man than you'll ever be. It sounded cool to me. If you dropped everything, write RABBIT in the subject field. If you didn't, well I guess you're not all that into me. There must be something wrong with the machinery. Your weird eyes, maybe. Sorry again. Can't help it. You do annoy me, though, the way you keep reading.

KINKS: kissings, handing holds.

BTW: I'm of a better pedigree than the delinquent fantasy that you are set on manifesting. If you knew who to manifest, it would be because you'd already met him, which would mean you wouldn't need to. It's a catch-22. Yu will just have to ignore the red flags and warning signals and trust me, because you, a woman, can't possibly know better than me, a man, what a good man is, or, if you think you do then go out there and be a real man, dude. What's with the attitude? I already told you I'm rude. Formerly, hance and previous to this.

ABOUT ME: Such a beautiful and amazing guy and blessed and brilliant and magnificent and kind and funny and talented, compared to you. I'm very average for someone like me. It's an ancestral curse, I think. If you read this, please pass the curse on to 10 other people.

You are so annoying.