As stated in the title, I'm not thin- if you're here to lecture me about my health/ make assumptions that I do not 'care for myself', I expect you to include a photo of your PhD in medicine.
I don't have Snapchat, and I only talk off of reddit if we click. Low effort messages will be ignored.
Me- short, fat, bespectacled, bisexual, kink friendly, probably hyperlexic. I love to tease. I don't submit to any ole dude off the street, so don't pop up in my DMs with that assumption. If I've piqued your curiosity, there are some preview goodies on my profile.
Things that turn me on- praise, oral, anal, DDLG, and more. Emotional intelligence. Sense of humor. Foreskin. Hard limits: most bodily fluids (shit, piss, vomit, spit), stretching to prolapse, long term damage inducing play, anything illegal.
I'm looking for something sexy, fun, flirty. I want to jump to reply to your messages. I want to be the reason your cock twitches when your phone buzzes. Good conversation, similar sexual interests, a sense of humor- all good starts.
Show me you actually read this and stick a food 🥨 emoji of any variety in your message.
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