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As a wise poet once said, I like big boobs and I cannot lie.
Or something like that. He definitely liked SOMETHING big but I saw this woman with boobs that looked like she could crush my skull with them at that moment and I wasn't paying attention to what he was saying.
I had a point... I think.
Oh!
I love absolutely huge boobs. The kind that some men (and women, and non binary people) say "no thank you that is too big for me" are exactly what I love.
I'm a big dude, 6'2 and broad shoulders. I've got big hands. I want someone big enough that even my hands overflow.
I want it to take three days, a map, and a sextant to try and kiss every inch of your tits.
I want to tell you how obscenely sexy you are, because you've got huge tits.
So if you've ever had someone tell you to get a reduction, or claim you must have implants, if people claim you're shaped like a P like that's a bad thing and you'd like to hear someone appreciate the fuck out of you.
I know a guy.
It's me, I'm the guy.
Hopefully hear from you soon :)
PS Please tell me your favourite Universal Horror monster in your hello message so I know you read this whole thing and aren't trying to sell me your MLM or something else silly like that.
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