Good day one and all,

Another M4F post to throw into the sausage fest pile but if you don’t buy a ticket for the lottery, you’ll never lose your two quid entry fee.

Full disclosure - I am not single, in a disconnected dead bedroom situation. Not here to spouse bash but not here to mislead you either.

So online, maybe in the real world if it works out, I want to rediscover the spark, the excitement, the tension and the mutual pleasure (yeah, mutual - like yours is vital too, on the internet? Wonders will never cease)

Who am I?

I am a sarcastic, unfiltered, inappropriate yet kind hearted, emotionally intelligent and self aware human being. I respect you’ve a private life but I need someone who has time to explore getting to know someone.

I love a laugh, pleasure is serious, getting it doesn’t have to be. Trust and confidence are vital and especially in me. I am kink friendly, open minded to a conversation and whilst I have an assertive edge, I have no real desire to dominate you for prolonged periods, harm, mark or bestow nefarious bodily fluids on you.

Looks are important to a degree so a hint of me. Almost 2m tall (yes, I said that), possibly edging towards athletic build, shaven head with a short thick beard, huge hand with long, thick probing fingers (fingering is a deeply underrated talent, right?), I am fairly well hung, with a gasp inducing girth and, I think rather positively, I have the full deck of limbs in tact.

As for you, ache for excitement, be chatty, curious, humour is sexy and I am open minded to age but if you’ve ever used a video recorder and remember when there was only 5 channels on the tv we might have more in common BUT if you’ve a wise head on your shoulders, 24

Let’s see if anything resonates and you feel compelled to introduce yourself