I see some wildly weird posts on this subreddit, so I think this either turns out to be a total disaster, or something unexpected. Maybe my post is the weird one.

Where are all the people who are looking for old fashioned sex? Not rating each other, not tribute, not degrading, not roleplaying, just “sex”-ing? I know I’m relatively old for this kind of fun, but hey I’m now realizing just how old actually!

I feel like it’s best to be very specific about what I’m after, because I have had some good conversations on reddit before, but I don’t think I have found what I truly wanted.

• I’m hoping to find a friend who would be available to add regular benefits to the mix (I don’t mind your relationship status)
• Based in NL/W Germany, or traveling here frequently, since the idea would be to, you know, help each other out every once in a while
• 35 or older - I can’t emphasize this enough
• If you have previous experience with fwb type of situations, it’s even better.
• The friendship part of this is very important. The most important in fact. I feel like I connect easily with people who are: liberal, sarcastic, witty, open communicators and who know a little about a lot. I definitely can’t deal with arrogance, people who are too dominant or who take themselves too seriously.
• Ideally physically my friend would be a bigger (broader, huskier, chubbier) guy. If you have facial & body hair and you are handy, I’m completely sold. If you are James Corden, please move to the front of the line.
• Sexually, I don’t have any specific fetishes or wishes. I feel like I’m very open when it comes to talking about sex, and I don’t take it too seriously. I just want both of us to have uncomplicated fun when we get horny. Simple as that.

If you have read it until now and think that I’m a total catch, you are right! Joking! I’m in my late thirties, so yeah not young, but at least I kind of figured out what I want by now. I’m a bigger woman, but surprisingly, I do love myself and I want my partner to make me feel attractive. I’m not willing to compromise on this for some mediocre sex, so please only send a message if you actually like/ prefer bigger women. No hard feelings if you don’t!

Otherwise, I’m a coffee lover, a traveler, a museum goer, a fan of music(festivals), a book consumer, a lover of dad jokes and sarcasm, and an amateur but enthusiastic foodie. I’m useless when it comes to social media, video games, and some of the sports that people get unreasonably enthusiastic about (no Euro2024 content please! I’m overwhelmed!)

Maybe speak to some of you soon! Have fun on here otherwise!