If you clicked on my post hoping for more "Die Hard" references, I'm saving those for when we meet up. Don't worry, I'm not going to call my dick Nakatomi Plaza and warn you of an impending explosion in the upper levels. I'm at least a little more classy than that 😉.

So, let's get to why we're both here: to have fun! Let's talk about how we can do that. I'd love to find someone to get together with tonight night to start the weekend off right. I want to give you what you're not getting right now, and make sure we both end the night happy, sweaty, and probably more than a little bit sticky. I want to make your toes curl, your breath short and your body tingle.

Here's some info about me:

Vanilla stuff: I'm 6'1", 37, white, 185lbs. Brown hair, brown eyes, scruff and glasses. Slight dad bod. No kids, never married. I'm a bit of a nerd (video games, comic books, sci-fi and anime are the most prominent nerdy things I enjoy, but I'm a fan of a wide variety of things) who really enjoys dark humor. I love being around people (and just meeting new people in general) but I also enjoy hanging out around my place and decompressing after a long day. I don't drink (don't mind if you do, and I actually really enjoy the bar atmosphere) and I don't use THC (again, don't mind if you do).

Non-vanilla stuff: I really enjoy going down, and love making my partner cum on my tongue (I lean Dom, and controlling your orgasm is so much fun that way). It's honestly difficult for me to get off unless my partner is enjoying it too. If/when we move beyond oral, I'm happy to give you 6.5" of uncut cock in whatever your favorite position is (like I said, I only really enjoy myself if everyone involved is having fun). That's definitely the abridged version, but I'm open to questions (and there's a lot more about my kinks in my profile)! DDF, frequently tested and snipped (not saying bareback is a thing we'd be doing, just one less thing to worry about).

What we'll be doing: I'm up for a few different ideas! We can go grab a drink for a vibe check before heading back to my place. We can chat online for a bit and see what's up. We can decide to basically do a hit-it-and-run before you go out for the night. We could also just drop any pretenses that we're not both just looking to get off tonight by having you come over, drop to your knees and throat my cock to say "let's go". There are so many options, and I'm down to explore all of them.

Since I live alone in Minneapolis in a 1 bedroom I'd absolutely be able to host.

I don't have any pictures in my profile for privacy reasons, but I'd be happy to share some in a chat at some point.

Hopefully you read this whole post and are interested, but if not that's okay too! Not everyone is for everybody.

Have a great day! Hopefully if I don't fit what you're looking for you find someone on here who is!