First, if you're here to lecture me about my health/ make assumptions that I do not 'care for myself', I expect you to include a photo of your PhD in medicine. My health isn't your business unless you are, in fact, a doctor of medicine. Second, no. I don't use Snapchat, and I don't chat outside of reddit unless I'm comfortable with you.

Me- short, fat, bespectacled. I love to tease. I don't submit to any ole dude off the street, so don't pop up in my DMs with that assumption. If you're interested in seeing more of me, ask, but there's a lot of goodies on my profile.

Things that turn me on- humiliation and degradation, praise, oral, anal. Emotional intelligence. Sense of humor. Foreskin. Hard limits: most bodily fluids (shit, piss, vomit, spit), stretching to prolapse, long term damage inducing play.

Send me a leaf emoji if you read this far.