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Men use a lot of euphemisms to describe the shape of women's bodies. The most popular ones – triangle, pear, hourglass – are suggestive, yet polite.
And then there's me: tits on a stick.
Those words follow me everywhere. They've been said to my face, been whispered behind my back. And you know what? I kinda get it. I'm not just slim: I'm thin, even skinny. My ribs and hip bones show a little. My boobs aren't just big for my frame, they're the first thing most people notice about me. People have assumed or asked if they're fake since before I could legally get implants.
The contrast between my 00 waist and DD chest draws a lot of attention. And it ain't all bad. When I was younger my looks, demure attitude, and natural body shape made it easy to pick up jobs as a barista, bartender, or server anytime I needed to. I made more in tips than any entry-level salary I qualified for.
But now, as a young professional with a ring on my finger, it's a bit different. Sure, the men in my life are more discreet now, but HR or my husband can't stop them from looking. Staring. Gawking. Can't stop them from talking to one another about me, from being overly friendly with me, from wanting every spare second of my time. I know it's not because they think I'm smart or have a great personality.
Sounds exhausting, right?
You don't know the half of it.
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Looking for chats about my life experiences looking like a cartoon character drawn by a horny teenager. We can talk about my day to day, my current sex life, my past sex life, or whatever tickles your keyboard.
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